I hate Facebook

There, I said it. It’s insidious, invasive, pervasive, vulgar and did I mention insidious? You can’t turn around without bumping into it, everyone you know is on it and every website you visit wants you to Like them on Facebook. No doubt the Illuminati or the Templars, or some other globe spanning control freak organisation are behind it all, poking and prodding away in the background as usual.