I always had my suspicions

Now confirmed.  A rugby player’s IQ is inversely proportional to the number of them in close proximity. After training here on Sunday, one of the aforementioned pinheads decided it would be rather a spiffing wheeze to take a shortcut out of the ground. Unfortunately for him this involves climbing a security fence, and being a security fence, it is by design difficult to climb, and has very sharp spikes on top. I’m sure you can guess the rest, but yes, it involved a gashed leg, suitable wailing, and an ambulance. Kids these days.